Make a match-stick model of the Eiffel Tower.Use this distraction to escape the lesson and live free in the wild, at one with nature. Set up a bucket of water on top of the door so that when the teacher walks into the room it falls on their head.Randomly break into Jamaican rap and explain that you have been possesed by the spirit of Bob Marley.Halfway through the lesson, point out the window and manically scream “the pigs are rebelling” then run out of the lesson wailing.Slice someone’s skin, explianing that you didn’t believe blood really exists.Ask the principal for a moment of time to arrange “little Timmy’s funeral.” If parents are being shown around the school by the principal, get up, introduce yourself and start explaining about the slave labour in the school mines while twitching and laughing randomly.Compose a musical masterpiece, then eat it.Investigate the effect of gamma radiation on tropical fish.Try and see who can give the teacher a nervous breakdown first.Disprove Einstein’s theory of relativity.Start a countdown to the end of the lesson.When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say “I’ll never tell” and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet.Stay in your seat and when asked if you are going say, “I just did.” Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone already knows you).If the teacher says “I hope you have enough for everyone” take out packs of gum and start passing them out. Tell your teacher there is a disturbance in the force.Insist that that person is cheating off you. Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room.Randomly raise your hand and say “the answer is 42!”.During a test, tell the teachers “the voices are making me cheat.”.If your teacher walks around the room during a test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.Answer the teachers questions with an accent.If the person next to you is quie, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.Pretend you are Susan Boyle and sing “I Dream A Dream.”.Stare at one object in the classroom for one lesson.When the teacher enters the room ask for a refund.When the teacher enters the room scream, “NEXT!”.Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.Announce your candidacy for Prime Minister (President).Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can’t swim.Start laughing really hard and say, “Oh, now I get it.”.Ask the person in front of you to marry you.Run to the window, then say, “Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-Signal.”.Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself.Pretend to communicate with your home planet.Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.Lick your stationary seductively while staring at a person.Challenge your teacher to a rap battle.Always answer the teachers question, no matter what it is, with “BOGIES!”.Walk up the aisle yelling, “Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!”.Answer questions in a different language.Watch to see how many students follow you after the tape starts playing. Sometime during the lesson, start the sound, stand up, claim that the teacher has angered the gods and leave.
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